my-kala:

verticurl:

I don’t mind being alone, I just hate feeling alone

The most accurate thing I’ve ever read

alltheangst:

jackbassam:

When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule

“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”

yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,

“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”